Jane Eyre. Loved It.

My second to last Netflix movie was Jane Eyre (2011).  I loved this movie.

How have I lived my whole life and not known this classic story? Wikipedia tells me that there was a 1996 movie version which I may have seen.  If I did, I clearly did not love it since it has been stripped from my memory. I think I would remember reading a super long novel from the 1800s but who knows.

This movie version stars Mia Wasikowska (amazing in In Treatment season 1, Alice in the recent Alice in Wonderland, and the daughter in The Kids are Alright) and Dame Judi Dench (and other people I don’t know, like this British due to the right).

The movie starts out as a mystery (the whole story is a mystery to me of course, or I just don’t remember it).  Jane is running from something but you have no idea what it is.  You see flashbacks to her horrible childhood in the 1830’s where everyone around her is evil and treats her horribly and as a result she grows in to a highly moral woman.  She is also smart and independent, but feels trapped since women of her time have few choices (and she has no cash).

Jane leaves her horrible school where her horrible aunt left her and becomes the governess for a young girl who is in the care of a man named Mr. Rochester (who may or may not be the girls father which does not seem to be relevant to the story).  Mr. Rochester is a mysterious, handsome, and sometimes grumpy man.  Jane and he fall in love.  Mr. Rochester rejects a boring trivial rich woman for Jane the governess because he loves Jane’s soul (how awesome is that?)  Something does seem off with Mr. Rochester though (more mystery).  You find out what it is (I won’t ruin it for the three people who don’t know this story) and it makes the man more awesome in my eyes, but to Jane, is was an untruth and just enough of “not right” that she can not stay with him.

It’s horrible and heart wrenching for both of them.  So sad.

Jane runs away in tears and wanders aimlessly in the rain and cold and eventually ends up being taken in by a family of religious people who take care of her and give her a job.  The brother of the clan (named St. John and a preacher of some kind)   wants her to go to Africa with him and insists that she be his wife.  She agrees to go but refuses to be his wife and his reaction shows that this supposedly moral, religious man is an a*&.  This makes her realize that things are not black and white (my interpretation of her thoughts) and that she can’t live without Mr. Rochester and returns to find him.

Some sad things have happened to Mr. Rochester while she was away, but they also leave him free to marry her.  They are reunited and it is awesome.

Loved this movie.

And that is my interpretation of this classic early feminist novel by Charlotte Bronte.

Burlesque & My Love Affair With Cher

I can’t remember a time when I didn’t love Cher.  Loved the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour and The Cher Show when I was little.  When I was in 2nd grade, I had a Cher doll with a stage and a dressing room.  In the dressing room, you could slip outfits on cardboard behind the “mirror” and it somehow looked like the Cher “barbie doll” was wearing the outfit.  I can’t believe I found this entertaining, but I was 8.  Cher was the epitome of funny, beautiful, and cool.

When I turned 40, my sister and two of my best friends from college went to Vegas with me to see Cher.  It was amazing.  We were in the 7th row singing the words to every song.  She puts on outfits, has over the top stage production, struts around, and sings.  She’s Cher.

I still think she is funny, beautiful, and cool.  Sure, she has had lots of plastic surgery and I only see her with tons of makeup on in “just the right light”, but she’s Cher.  She has a self deprecating sense of humor that cracks me up. (Watch her most recent interview with David Letterman where this is on display here.) There is something about her essence that I just dig.  If I met her in real life, it would probably be a disaster, but that is not going to happen, so I can just love her from a far and think she is cool. Just because.

Given my love for all things Cher, I had to see her new movie Burlesque as soon as I possibly could.  Family obligations kept me from going the day it opened, but I checked it out today.  Loved it!  It is a good movie? Not really.  The plot is predictable and not that interesting.  The dialog is pretty bad, but the acting was pretty good (Christina Aguilera is the worst of the lot but holds her own). I think they were more interested in the musical production than the plot. It kind of felt like a bigger and better Coyote Ugly with MUCH better and much MORE music (although I must admit, “Can’t Stop the Moonlight” is part of my music collection.)  The music and dance numbers were fabulous.  I love listening to Cher sing (and she does have a couple of numbers in the movie that I liked), but Christina’s voice gives me chills and she did not disappoint.  She has pipes!  Cher was her awesome self (although only in about 37 minutes of the 116 minute movie, according to the LA Times).   She got to tell people to F*& off (which she does so well,) shed a few dramatic tears, and just be cool (even though her dialog was horrible.)  Stanley Tucci was adorable. Cam Gigandet was HOT.

Highly entertaining overall as long as you except the fact that his movie will not change your life or inspire you to do anything besides maybe sing in the shower or think about taking dance lessons.   I recommend Burlesque if you are a fan of movie musicals, Cher, Christina Aguilera, or watching hot women dance around half naked.  That should pretty much cover the entire population, right?